...so he's in the Sears parking lot.  He is in his car.  I am on the phone with him and I hear the crazy lady "turn right..."  " turn right..." (stupid gps lady) and I ask him...where are you? (thinking he needs directions home from some weird Sears)  BUT he is at the mall by our house...I ask him why he needs the gps...he says I am trying to find Macy's I don't know this mall.